Kris' Motorcycle Page

In the beginning, there was the Honda CM450.

After making it through just under one year of work in the spring of 1996, I talked my wife into letting me spend 300 big ones on the motorcycle of my dreams. (You gotta start somewhere!)  I bought the neighbor's 1982 CM450, which can only be described as a fixer-upper.  My neighbor also threw in the Clymer manual to go with it. For the uninitiated, Clymer publishes the best how-to-fix-and-maintain-your-bike manuals in the business.  With my trusty book in hand, a head full of Robert Piersig, and unlimited optimism, I got down to business.

First thing I did was rebuild the front brake. My none-too-bright neighbor put new pads on the front caliper, but f$!@$d up the cylinder in the process. All it really needed was a thorough cleaning, and whammo, it stopped leaking fluid, and started braking.  Next, I removed the chain, and gave it a thorough cleaning and lube job.  It had not stretched too far, and I was able to continue using it.  Finally, I got some new lenses for the ticker lights, and I was in business.

I bought insurance. Then, during the next two weeks, I taught myself how to ride by practicing and reading about riding techniques.  I wanted to take the free safety class that is offered in Illinois, but evening activities and working for Andersen are not always compatible. I had to do it on my own time. Finally, I went down to the DMV and took the test, and passed on my first try.

Then Melissa Smiled, and there was the Honda Magna 750.

And it was good!!  In the summer of 1997, a guy offered to buy my bike from me.  His initial offer was $225, but I bargained him up to $280, and the CM450 was no longer mine.  It was a great bike to learn on because I didn't care if I wrecked it.  However, I was ready to move on.  I started looking, and decided that I wanted at least a 750, and I wanted a cruiser, not a sport bike.  I looked at the Yamaha Vulcan, which is a little bit less expensive, and I looked at the Kawasaki equivalent, which I just plain didn't like.  I also looked at the ACE edition of the Honda Shadow, but decided it was more than I wanted to spend.  What finally sold me on the Magna was the four-cylinder power, the long wheelbase, and the forgiving shifting.  You can be in about any gear you want at 40 mph.

The picture to the left is a bike just like mine.  The so-called "bitch pad" in back is brutal.  A custom saddle from Corbin did wonders for Melissa's enjoyment of the cycle